http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/-t1.htm Banter, clean jokes, funny things you would like to share, members pics etc Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:05 GMT 10 http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv146/dogoen/rene7-1.jpg http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/-t1.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/carrier-pigeon-message-t1380.htm MIKE1957 overhead. The bird took this moment to relieve itself and its package
landed squarely on Grandpa's head.
Seeing the mess, Grandma said, "I wish we had some toilet tissue."
Grandpa said, "What good would it do. He's probably a half a mile
away by now."]]> Clean jokes Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:05 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/carrier-pigeon-message-t1380.htm#11111 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/carrier-pigeon-message-t1380.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/pigeon-joke-t1346.htm MIKE1957 The pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, 'I can't make it, I'll get too tired.'His mother replied, 'Don't worry, I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.' The started to cry. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother sympathetically.'I don't want to end up being pigeon towed.' Clean jokes Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:37:23 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/pigeon-joke-t1346.htm#10732 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/pigeon-joke-t1346.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/back-when-t1349.htm MIKE1957 According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived, because... Our cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. ... Clean jokes Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:57:36 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/back-when-t1349.htm#10735 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/back-when-t1349.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/another-blonde-joke-t1348.htm MIKE1957 There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned Into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. ... Clean jokes Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:53:58 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/another-blonde-joke-t1348.htm#10734 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/another-blonde-joke-t1348.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/rabbit-t1115.htm christopher09 Whilst driving in the country side today on a day out with the wife and grand daughter a rabbit run out in front of the car bang the rabbit hit the car head on the wife stopped the car , the granddaughter was crying her eyes out the rabbit was dead the wife jumped out the car ,picked the rabbit up and placed at side of the car on the grass she then opened the glove compartment got a spray out ,sprayed the rabbit up and down. after a minute the rabbit stood up smiled ... Clean jokes Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:34:54 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/rabbit-t1115.htm#9379 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/rabbit-t1115.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/beware-t731.htm Anonymous A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and ... Clean jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:51:19 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/beware-t731.htm#6248 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/beware-t731.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/joke-t186.htm chickadiesel A young lady stops by her grandmother's house on the way to a dance. She wants to introduce her boy friend to her grandmother. As they are chatting, her boy friend spies some peanuts on the coffee table. He begins munching on them as they converse. After about an hour, they are getting ready to leave and he thanks the grandmother for her hospitality and especially for the peanuts. "Oh, your welcome young man," she says. "I appreciate you finishing them up. Ever since ... Clean jokes Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:59:00 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/joke-t186.htm#1133 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/joke-t186.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/street-singer-t606.htm administrator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhzsfycvdMQ]]> Clean jokes Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:40:47 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/street-singer-t606.htm#4604 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/street-singer-t606.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/horror-story-t605.htm administrator horror story late last Saturday night, a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and . Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Suddenly he heard a strange noise ... BUMP........ BUMP........ ... Clean jokes Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:40:09 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/horror-story-t605.htm#4587 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/horror-story-t605.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/1st-to-win-t306.htm Anonymous Which member do you think will be the 1st to get a first place racing Clean jokes Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:46:22 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/1st-to-win-t306.htm#1947 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/1st-to-win-t306.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/speeding-t212.htm chickadiesel A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole ... Clean jokes Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:13:42 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/speeding-t212.htm#1335 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/speeding-t212.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/swap-disappointing-wife-for-anything-that-doesn-t-give-me-hassle-t204.htm Anonymous Wife, nursery school teacher, basically self supporting and self financing (if you can keep her away from the jewellery channels and QVC), unwanted gift 26 years ago, 48 years on the clock, fair wear and tear, a few knocks, grazes and wrinkles on the bodywork, never raced or rallied, offered for swap for anything interesting that will give me less hassle., eg, aquarium complete with fish, tortoise (preferably already hibernating) or a decent combo DVD/TV with a freeview box and remote. OK ... Clean jokes Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:27:09 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/swap-disappointing-wife-for-anything-that-doesn-t-give-me-hassle-t204.htm#1272 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/swap-disappointing-wife-for-anything-that-doesn-t-give-me-hassle-t204.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/dovescots-ability-to-raise-young-t189.htm chickadiesel I'm thinking about using Dovescot as a sitter for some eggs, as he seems to have built a nest beside his computer, the only problem is I doubt if he'll be a good feeder as regurgitating is not one of his strong points. :D :D :D :D :D :D Please help. :D Clean jokes Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:04:30 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/dovescots-ability-to-raise-young-t189.htm#1166 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/dovescots-ability-to-raise-young-t189.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/turtle-joke-t178.htm chickadiesel Deep within a forest, alittle turtle began to climb a tree, After hours of effort he reached the top jumped into the air waving his front legs and and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowlyclimbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, While a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. Dear, she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." Clean jokes Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:30:46 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/turtle-joke-t178.htm#1071 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/turtle-joke-t178.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/god-is-watching-you-t177.htm chickadiesel At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray,
" Take only ONE, God is watching".
Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table,
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies,
A child had written a note,
" Take all you want God is watching the apples".]]> Clean jokes Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:25:09 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/god-is-watching-you-t177.htm#1070 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/god-is-watching-you-t177.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-is-your-roll-model-t57.htm Anonymous WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??? Try it without looking at answers 1) Pick your Favourite number between 1- 9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number.... 5) Add the digits together Now scroll down.......................... ... Clean jokes Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:04:03 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-is-your-roll-model-t57.htm#281 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-is-your-roll-model-t57.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-wants-to-be-a-millionare-t168.htm Anonymous Dick appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?' 'Sure,' said Dick. 'I'll have a go!' 'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?' A: Sparrow B: Thrush ... Clean jokes Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:03:29 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-wants-to-be-a-millionare-t168.htm#984 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/who-wants-to-be-a-millionare-t168.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/top-scorer-t67.htm Anonymous Glasgow Rangers Manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Scotland . Two weeks later the Rangers are 4-0 down to Aberdeen with only 20 minutes left. The Manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation and scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Rangers. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the ... Clean jokes Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:16:36 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/top-scorer-t67.htm#349 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/top-scorer-t67.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/poleroids-wanted-t42.htm maid08 remmber when you first used one how you wanted to be model so took some pics well lets see um???? :oops: :oops: :affraid: Clean jokes Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:41:15 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/poleroids-wanted-t42.htm#212 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/poleroids-wanted-t42.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/blackpool-t41.htm micko & JACK now 2 and i honestly dont know if its true or not
but after meeting duncan
i could believe it
the talk is
he tried to book a room at FUNNY GIRLS in blackpool :flower: :flower:
are any of the rest of you staying there :shock: :shock:]]> Clean jokes Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:37:58 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/blackpool-t41.htm#210 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/blackpool-t41.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/new-year-t53.htm chickadiesel We are going to the scouthall for our new year party. :santa:]]> Clean jokes Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:28:42 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/new-year-t53.htm#263 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/new-year-t53.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/what-did-santa-bring-you-this-year-t58.htm chickadiesel so santa WAS VERY GOOD TO ME. :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa:]]> Clean jokes Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:31:18 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/what-did-santa-bring-you-this-year-t58.htm#285 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/what-did-santa-bring-you-this-year-t58.htm http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/photos-t43.htm micko & JACK now 2 could someone explain how to attach photos to a thread Clean jokes Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:44:19 GMT http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/photos-t43.htm#214 http://www.pigeonbasics.net/clean-jokes-f15/photos-t43.htm